Monday, January 25, 2010

Sleeping Beauty

The drawback of sleeping early is the tendency to wake up early. Like what I am doing right now. I slept at 11 last night, quite an achievement to be honest because I can’t recall when was the last time I managed to get blank out so early.

And now, at 4.51 am, instead of dreaming and dreaming, I am too wide awake. I can’t go back to sleep. I just had my 5-hour sleep and now I’m too pumped up. Daaayyuummm!! It is too early to go out for a jog but if I take a chance and head off to bed, I bet I will miss my morning jogging session and I can’t afford that!!

I just had my breakfast. Two slices of bread stuffed with Nutella. Oh, how yummeh is that? Hee~

OK, let’s just stop nonsensing and let’s get random!

think u got it rite? think again!

here are the words that the women love to say

(1) Fine:

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes:

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing:

This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead:

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh:

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay:

This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks:

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever:

Is a women's way of saying F**** YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.