WHAT GUYS NEED TO KNOW ABOUT GIRLS
(jot down some note guys!!)
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. And we like to start fights.
4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!
See, we are not that hard to understand as u claim us as. It's just the matter of u want to understand us or not.
(jot down some note guys!!)
1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out. (CARDINAL RULE)
2. Don't say you understand when you don't.
3. Girls are petty; get over it. And we like to start fights.
4. You don't have PMS, so don't act like you know what it's like. Don't try to understand...believe me you never will.
5. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
6. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
7. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys.
8. It's good to be sensitive sometimes.
9. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
10. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it, but it is extremely sweet.
11. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
12. We are Drama queens; never forget that.
13. Fashion police do exist.
14. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
15. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
16. We don't shave our legs everyday: get over it.
17. Don't make bets about us; we always find out; you may think we don't know, but WE DO!
18. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, we hate it. We like clean-cut men.
19. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it is not.
20. Don't compare us to Pamela Anderson; parts of her are fake, just remember that. (Remember: you have a better shot at us than you ever will have with her.)
21. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
22. We are beautiful at all times.
23. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
24. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why can't you aim in the toilet and not on it.
25. Most importantly: we are always right in one way or another so don't forget that!
See, we are not that hard to understand as u claim us as. It's just the matter of u want to understand us or not.
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