So, here it goes;
WHAT GIRLS NEED TO UNDERSTAND ABOUT GUYS
1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
how about those guys who chose those sluts?
2. "Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.
we girls will be too excited listening to your voice (wow! he calls me!!) to the extent that we don't mind what come out from your mouth.
3. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.
not the girl they last talked to? xD girls also do the same ^^
4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're going to say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.
we're too busy drowning in your voice.
5. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile when they’re attracted to them
6. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.
and girls will do exactly the same!
7. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
strictly no talk about your previous love life or we'll end up sulking and say 'no, I'm fine' when we're so not.
8. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
u know that is not going to happen. But even if u're not the only guy we talk to, u'll be the only one in our heart.
9. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.
and reassure us too! Never leave us wondering whether u're still in love with us or not.
10. Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.
eh?
11. Guys get jealous easily.
this explains no. 10. more easily that us girls can be?
12. Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.
then show some emotions. of course not all of the time but sometimes, guys need to let their guard down.
13. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...never mind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
oohhhh.. I just love doing this! xD
14. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.
15. Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.
16. Girls are guys' weaknesses.
we are fully aware about that! lol
17. Guys are very open about themselves.
18. It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.
but we believe in 'Good things come to those who waits'
19. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.
20. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
and we do expect the same from u guys
21. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
nah, I disagree with this one.
22. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.
prove then!
23. Guys will brag about anything.
we know. as in really really really know.
24. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful. If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.
25. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.
spare your brain cells, guys.
26. Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.
27. Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.
28. Try to be as straightforward as possible.
29. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he's
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won't be mature and grown up.
30. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
we do the same thing too.
31. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.
why do I still doubt this one?
32. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.
hello? the romance books give the guidelines because after all, guys act almost the same.
33. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.
34. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.
eh? hmmm..
35. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.
36. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."
37. Guys don't really have final decisions.
we know. lol. that's why it's hard for u to choose between 'this' her and 'that' her.
38. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
when they do something like this, I will freak out. I really will. xD
39. If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.
that's it! I knew it!
40. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.
what if he is staring at me? and pretend to look away when I look back?
and what is that 'something'? more clues plz.
41. Guys like femininity not feebleness.
42. Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.
we hate weak guys!
43. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.
everybody has problems. who doesn't?
44. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.
where's your self-confidence?
45. Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.
46. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.
47. Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.
rejection supposed to make them stronger. doesn't it? and when we reject, the hidden meaning is : try harder!!
48. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.
we act like that on purpose. coz we want to attract u.
49. A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
50. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.
we are not surprised.
51. Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesn’t mean he represents ALL of us.
action speaks louder than words.
52. We don't like girls who are too skinny.
alrite *start putting every food I can find into my mouth*
53. We love it when girls talk about there ass.
54. Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy , like whether it's a one time deal or not .
55. Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to. It may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unnoticeable tell them about yours.
I concur. theory tested. xD
56. When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually.
we want u as well. we want u to go to the hell. Treat us with some respects is all (along with some other requirements as well) we ever asked for
57. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.
58. Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts.
59. Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that after you let him know a couple times.
60. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.
I love this one the most xD
p/s: tell me what else do i need to know about guys.
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